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HIHI! guess what the time is? 1 am! oh actually it might be 12. i don't think i changed my computer since daylight savings. Oh but then it would be 2 am. I don't know, the lack of you today has made my brain all confused. Well i DID see you today but not for long. Douche. My mum loves you stupid. You weren't intruding. I think she was just glad that i was hanging off your arm instead of hers. We were in Sydney for about another 4 hours at least!
Have you ever run on the beach with a hyperactive 3 year old that has it in for you? Ive STILL got sand in my hair. think he was trying to get me back from the race i won at the lookout. I cant help it that i'm the faster runner. The 12 year age gap probably helped. And i think pushing him off the boardwalk into the grass contributed a little .
I'M SO BORED! THERE IS NOTHING TO DO!! well i can think of at least 10 things but none of them are within arms reach and i'm feeling rather lazzzzzy. Why aren't you in arms reach? Then i could DO you! aheheh see what i did there?
Feelin real lazy right now. I think i'm in a cheese induced coma or something. Maybe i should get some sleep. But now my sleeping patterns have adjusted to the holidays! i probably wont sleep for another few hours. I could ring you but then you might get all snappy and "why the fuck did you ring??!" Hmm... i think i might .
Sorry. Don't reply to this. Just some innocent ramblings from meeee. I wouldnt usually send you a comment but ive exhausted youtube and ninemsn and deviantart. HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY NEOPET!!!! gotta go! DONT REPLY gosh now im in a weird. mood. Weird x 2 mwahaha. If you know what i mean . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
puddles. comment me. i don't have any yet. I told little Dylan i would do a nudie run tomorrow at lunch. Join me. I still haven't started that monologue yet. I think you should take responsiblity and do it for me XD xxxx
No i think i would have killed myself first. Would you kill me if i wrote like that for the rest of my life? Haha i christen thee dyllybilly!!!! mwahahaha....
lyk seriouslyyyy??? omg ur so meaaaaan! sorry XD. see? all i do is annoy you! im gonna crawl in a hole and die now. Make sure they play something good at my funeral ok? And dont you dare let them cremate me.
guess what the time is?
1 am! oh actually it might be 12. i don't think i changed my computer since daylight savings. Oh but then it would be 2 am. I don't know, the lack of you today has made my brain all confused. Well i DID see you today but not for long. Douche. My mum loves you stupid. You weren't intruding. I think she was just glad that i was hanging off your arm instead of hers. We were in Sydney for about another 4 hours at least!
Have you ever run on the beach with a hyperactive 3 year old that has it in for you? Ive STILL got sand in my hair. think he was trying to get me back from the race i won at the lookout. I cant help it that i'm the faster runner. The 12 year age gap probably helped. And i think pushing him off the boardwalk into the grass contributed a little
I'M SO BORED! THERE IS NOTHING TO DO!! well i can think of at least 10 things but none of them are within arms reach and i'm feeling rather lazzzzzy. Why aren't you in arms reach? Then i could DO you! aheheh see what i did there?
Feelin real lazy right now. I think i'm in a cheese induced coma or something. Maybe i should get some sleep. But now my sleeping patterns have adjusted to the holidays! i probably wont sleep for another few hours. I could ring you but then you might get all snappy and "why the fuck did you ring??!" Hmm... i think i might
Sorry. Don't reply to this. Just some innocent ramblings from meeee. I wouldnt usually send you a comment but ive exhausted youtube and ninemsn and deviantart. HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY NEOPET!!!!
gotta go!
DONT REPLY
gosh now im in a weird. mood. Weird x 2 mwahaha. If you know what i mean
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comment me.
i don't have any yet.
I told little Dylan i would do a nudie run tomorrow at lunch. Join me.
I still haven't started that monologue yet.
I think you should take responsiblity and do it for me XD
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Lyk OMG gess wat! I totally finished da tetris song!! its sooooo kewl!!! U rly hafta hear it dyllywilly! Lyk..wow!
lataz hunnibunni!!!!
MWAH!
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Sorry for the typos.
Haha i christen thee dyllybilly!!!! mwahahaha....
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Sorry for the typos.
sorry XD.
see? all i do is annoy you! im gonna crawl in a hole and die now. Make sure they play something good at my funeral ok? And dont you dare let them cremate me.
God im bored.
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